What I hate about church

   I'm very very very very consistent in going to church. SUPER DUDE. But there are just some minor things that you notice every Sunday that tends to be very weird and awkward. Soon enough they get annoying. Here are the things that get in my nerves the most:

1) kids who wear shirts with "obscene" pictures.
    It's like that every Sunday i see toddlers who wear shirts that say things like "I AM DORAEMON" or "SWINE FLEW". Not to mention "I LOVE DORA THE EXPLORER" and "HANNAH MONTANA ROCKS MY WORLD". I find it very very annoying. I don't like seeing the things that i hate the most on a beautiful Sunday. Yes, yes, i may be shallow but please don't blame me. Blame doraemon, pigs, dora, and miley cyrus.
  
2) people who clap off beat.
   When people clap off beat, i get lost and i subconsciously clap off beat too. There was like a time that the praise and worship had already stop and the preacher already started to pray and i was still lightly clapping my hands. In an offbeat manner. weird. its like hypnotism.

3) Big people blocking your view.
   Don't you just hate it when a huge fat person sits in the chair in front of you and you really can't see anything else but their wide meaty/fatty backs?

4) Overcrowded comfort rooms.
   Well, usually the assembly hall is very very cold. So the very first thing that people usually do is go to the bathroom and "empty their bladders". There were certain times when i really had to "empty my bladder" so i bared to line up for about 15 minutes. sdkjflsjflsdklkfdslljdklklsdfklsjklsdkfweiovn :D:D:D

5) People with sweaty hands.
   Before sitting down after the praise and worship, the pastor always tells the congregation to greet the person next to you and shake their hands. I just really hate it when i get to shake sweaty hands. gross dude.
 
THERE YOU HAVE IT. i love church. sunday mornings are my favorite time of the week. there are just some things that you have got to hate.

P.S. oh yeah i like it when people sing in praise and worship and they do it too loud and off tune. it just amuses me and i dont know why. i would rather listen to them than the worship leaders. double thumbs up for bad voices :-bd