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Friday, August 27, 2010
Do dogs fart?
OK. So there was one late night (early morning maybe :D) when I was the only one awake in the entire house. Why was still awake....I don't know. All i remember was that i was watching Mythbusters and Jamie looks like a walrus.
Bruce (my dog) woke up and made "naglalambing" so i made him go up the sofa. He barged into my lap and laid down. I tickled his tummy and suddenly i felt like a soft but hot gust of air. And then it smelled so so horrible! I am sure it wasn't me dude! I don't think its anyone else too. So pretty much i think that Bruce was the one who farted. Do dogs really fart?
Bruce (my dog) woke up and made "naglalambing" so i made him go up the sofa. He barged into my lap and laid down. I tickled his tummy and suddenly i felt like a soft but hot gust of air. And then it smelled so so horrible! I am sure it wasn't me dude! I don't think its anyone else too. So pretty much i think that Bruce was the one who farted. Do dogs really fart?
Monday, August 23, 2010
Rolando Mendoza the bad person
First and most of all, I'd like to say that THIS WORLD IS SO SUCKISH.
I bet that everyone knows about the hostage taking thingy yesterday. It's everywhere---- CNN, BBC, Channel News Asia. Honestly, I feel like I do not want to be a Filipino anymore. That horrible event was just so shameful. It showed how inefficient and untrained our police and swat team was at that time of crisis. It showed how much of a pussy they were. In here I shall list down the mistakes that they did and the things that they could have done:
1) They shouldn't had arrested the hostage taker's brother. When they did that, they provoked him and that way he snapped and he lost his cool. Everyone knows that a hostage taker must always be kept calm so that he/she would not do anything rash.
2) They should had called in person who is an expert in buses in that model. That way they would had known an easier way to open the door rather than smashing the windows open that proved to be useless and ineffective.
3) Most of the policemen were scared to go in the bus because the feared that a granade would explode as they go in. They should have had bomb sniffing dogs so that they would be more assured and braver.
4) They shouldn't had used tear gas. The tear gas just provoked the hostage taker more causing him to shoot bullets randomly. The tear gas was useless.
5) When they used the tear gas, they should had had gas masks. All knows that it is very stupid. Rather than having an advantage, they things worse for themselves.
Well, this is what i would have done. I would had cut a small hole in the windshield of whatever window, use a mirror so i can see inside, search for a hostage taker, and then go to a high and unseen place and use a sniper to shoot him somewhere. I would also make sure that i didn't hit him in a critical place.
To end this blog, I'd like to say THIS IS FREAKING EMBARRASSING!! KAHIYAHIYA!! I feel so bad for this country. Tourism is an important part of our economy and now i am very sure that the tourists here would lessen. Not to mention that people all around the world will stereotype us as "The Hostage Taking People". The filipinos will be the brand new punchlines to the jokes out there. WAHA
Oh, Philippines....
I bet that everyone knows about the hostage taking thingy yesterday. It's everywhere---- CNN, BBC, Channel News Asia. Honestly, I feel like I do not want to be a Filipino anymore. That horrible event was just so shameful. It showed how inefficient and untrained our police and swat team was at that time of crisis. It showed how much of a pussy they were. In here I shall list down the mistakes that they did and the things that they could have done:
1) They shouldn't had arrested the hostage taker's brother. When they did that, they provoked him and that way he snapped and he lost his cool. Everyone knows that a hostage taker must always be kept calm so that he/she would not do anything rash.
2) They should had called in person who is an expert in buses in that model. That way they would had known an easier way to open the door rather than smashing the windows open that proved to be useless and ineffective.
3) Most of the policemen were scared to go in the bus because the feared that a granade would explode as they go in. They should have had bomb sniffing dogs so that they would be more assured and braver.
4) They shouldn't had used tear gas. The tear gas just provoked the hostage taker more causing him to shoot bullets randomly. The tear gas was useless.
5) When they used the tear gas, they should had had gas masks. All knows that it is very stupid. Rather than having an advantage, they things worse for themselves.
Well, this is what i would have done. I would had cut a small hole in the windshield of whatever window, use a mirror so i can see inside, search for a hostage taker, and then go to a high and unseen place and use a sniper to shoot him somewhere. I would also make sure that i didn't hit him in a critical place.
To end this blog, I'd like to say THIS IS FREAKING EMBARRASSING!! KAHIYAHIYA!! I feel so bad for this country. Tourism is an important part of our economy and now i am very sure that the tourists here would lessen. Not to mention that people all around the world will stereotype us as "The Hostage Taking People". The filipinos will be the brand new punchlines to the jokes out there. WAHA
Oh, Philippines....
my special message to all the jologs out there
I shall warn you that this blog will be full of bulletpoints.
I HATE JOLOGS!!! I hate them more than anything in this world! More than Justin Bieber and Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. Believe it or not.
Well, first of all, what is a jolog?
jologs:
1) baduy
2) bakya
3) pang-masa
4) skwaking
5) Is knowlegeable on the latest showbiz issues and soap opera episode
6) No-brainer
examples of jologs:
1) Soap Operas, Game KNB
2) April Boy, Mystica, Renz Verano
3) Star FM, 93.9 WKC, 101.1 and 101.9
4) FrEaXioN, Johnston
5) Jolina, Juday, Regine, Kris Aquino, Boy Abunda, Osang
got that here -----http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-101175.html
If you ask me, the definition of jologs are the following:
1) sunod sa uso
2) wannabe
3) has no guts to be different and unique
Practically, this special blog conveys my message to all the jologs out there.
1) You guys, if you really are a fan of some certain band or artist, you have to know songs that are not only the singles that you usually hear in the radio, myx, or mtv. A great example is Paramore. I love them but I think that they are getting overated because JOLOGS. All you guys know are like Brick by boring brick, The only exception, and Ignorance. Do you people even know that the brand new eyes album came out more than 6 months ago?
2) What's wrong with being different from the crowd? You get to keep stuffs and secrets that are only a handful of people know. Don't forget that you get bragging rights and superior knowledge together with that. Don't you wanna be unique and distinguishable? DARE TO BE DIFFERENT
3) Wag na kayo mag pacute. dare to hold the camera in FRONT of your face----not up or side. and, hindi kailangan ng pouted lips and peace sign to be attractive.
4) communicate properly. its more decent and understandable. if you want the philippines to be globally competitive, learn proper english.
That's all i have to say. help the philippines become a better environment to live in. h
ehehe
I HATE JOLOGS!!! I hate them more than anything in this world! More than Justin Bieber and Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. Believe it or not.
Well, first of all, what is a jolog?
jologs:
1) baduy
2) bakya
3) pang-masa
4) skwaking
5) Is knowlegeable on the latest showbiz issues and soap opera episode
6) No-brainer
examples of jologs:
1) Soap Operas, Game KNB
2) April Boy, Mystica, Renz Verano
3) Star FM, 93.9 WKC, 101.1 and 101.9
4) FrEaXioN, Johnston
5) Jolina, Juday, Regine, Kris Aquino, Boy Abunda, Osang
got that here -----http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-101175.html
If you ask me, the definition of jologs are the following:
1) sunod sa uso
2) wannabe
3) has no guts to be different and unique
Practically, this special blog conveys my message to all the jologs out there.
1) You guys, if you really are a fan of some certain band or artist, you have to know songs that are not only the singles that you usually hear in the radio, myx, or mtv. A great example is Paramore. I love them but I think that they are getting overated because JOLOGS. All you guys know are like Brick by boring brick, The only exception, and Ignorance. Do you people even know that the brand new eyes album came out more than 6 months ago?
2) What's wrong with being different from the crowd? You get to keep stuffs and secrets that are only a handful of people know. Don't forget that you get bragging rights and superior knowledge together with that. Don't you wanna be unique and distinguishable? DARE TO BE DIFFERENT
3) Wag na kayo mag pacute. dare to hold the camera in FRONT of your face----not up or side. and, hindi kailangan ng pouted lips and peace sign to be attractive.
4) communicate properly. its more decent and understandable. if you want the philippines to be globally competitive, learn proper english.
That's all i have to say. help the philippines become a better environment to live in. h
ehehe
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Top 10 people I want to meet in person:
1) Adam Levine (lead singer of Maroon 5)
2) Patrick Stump (lead singer of Fall Out Boy)
3) Gustav Schaffer (drummer of Tokio Hotel)
4) Bear Grills (Tv host of MAN VS WILD)
5) Stephen Hawking (a famous theoretical scientist)
6) Gabe Saporta (lead singer of Cobra Starship)
7) Jared Leto (lead singer of 30 seconds to Mars)
8) Will Ferrell (actor)
9) Jose rizal (i bet you know him, if you don't hindi ka pinoy)
10) Andres Bonifacio (i bet you know him too. you should :D)
2) Patrick Stump (lead singer of Fall Out Boy)
3) Gustav Schaffer (drummer of Tokio Hotel)
4) Bear Grills (Tv host of MAN VS WILD)
5) Stephen Hawking (a famous theoretical scientist)
6) Gabe Saporta (lead singer of Cobra Starship)
7) Jared Leto (lead singer of 30 seconds to Mars)
8) Will Ferrell (actor)
9) Jose rizal (i bet you know him, if you don't hindi ka pinoy)
10) Andres Bonifacio (i bet you know him too. you should :D)
Friday, August 20, 2010
Christmas
Well, 10 more days and it is the start of the "ber" months. It only means one thing, CHRISTMAS IS NEAR. In this blog i shall list down the things that i love about christmas.
1) Jesus's birth, of course! He is the most awesome being that ever lived!
2) Our entire family comes together :D
3) I get to run around and play with other kids until dawn without getting scolded
4) I get RICH. Caroling is a must for me every christmas. it is a very fun experience. you don't only get rich(er) but you also make new friends, meet new neighbors, and exercise you vocal chords :P
5) Lastly, I get to play with fireworks! People say that fireworks are just supposed to be for New Year. but here in the philippines, people tend to use them just at september. fire is the combination of 2 things that i truly love: fire and sparkly colorful lights. THEY ROCK!
To be honest, i don't really care about the noche buena and the gifts under the christmas tree.
I am not fond of eating. i usually find eating a waste of time :( I also don't care about the presents that i receive from other people. i dont know why. it might mean that i am not materialistic :D
Time really passes so fast. Next thing you know you are dead. HAHAHAA LOL. i cant wait for christmas!! i love you christmas and i love you jesus.
1) Jesus's birth, of course! He is the most awesome being that ever lived!
2) Our entire family comes together :D
3) I get to run around and play with other kids until dawn without getting scolded
4) I get RICH. Caroling is a must for me every christmas. it is a very fun experience. you don't only get rich(er) but you also make new friends, meet new neighbors, and exercise you vocal chords :P
5) Lastly, I get to play with fireworks! People say that fireworks are just supposed to be for New Year. but here in the philippines, people tend to use them just at september. fire is the combination of 2 things that i truly love: fire and sparkly colorful lights. THEY ROCK!
To be honest, i don't really care about the noche buena and the gifts under the christmas tree.
I am not fond of eating. i usually find eating a waste of time :( I also don't care about the presents that i receive from other people. i dont know why. it might mean that i am not materialistic :D
Time really passes so fast. Next thing you know you are dead. HAHAHAA LOL. i cant wait for christmas!! i love you christmas and i love you jesus.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Charice and botox
people always stereotype famous people as a caucasian that always where shades and sparkly cocktail dresses. i believe that you do not need to be that beautiful to be adored by millions of people. its your talent that comes.
charice should realize that the people want her talent and not her looks. and she should also know that she should be proud of her filipina looks. we people are one of a kind. she should just dare to be different and dont mind what other people think of her. she should also realize that she should always be humble in all the things that she achieves.
i really hate it when tv stations hire actors and actresses just for their looks. but actually, they really suck at acting and they have no talent at all!
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Worrying
Ok. This question has been bugging me for months: Why do we all worry about life when we all die in the end anyways?
Well, we usually worry when we have problems and we fear that we would fail to solve or conquer it. And why do people always say that "problems will develop you and they will make you stronger"? Yes, problems do make us stronger and they build our character up. But why do we have to make ourselves stronger here when we will all be righteous anyway when we go to heaven? All we need to do is to just accept God, honor Him, and make disciples, right? BAKIT PA KAILANGAN NG MGA EKEKEKEKEKEKEKE? Is it a curse? a magical spell? a data malfunction? maybe our lives are being hacked by alien creatures that wants to take over our world. maybe the aliens are just adding little by little to our problems until we just can't bear the pressure and we just explode or self-destruct. ya know, its kinda like simplifying the job for themselves. They don't need to destroy us cause we might just destroy ourselves. OH MY GULAAAAAYYYY!!!! WHAT AM I THINKING? SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS MESS! AND I HOPE THAT THIS BLOG WILL NOT GET ME MINUS GRADES OR SOMETHING x_X @_@ T_T
Well, we usually worry when we have problems and we fear that we would fail to solve or conquer it. And why do people always say that "problems will develop you and they will make you stronger"? Yes, problems do make us stronger and they build our character up. But why do we have to make ourselves stronger here when we will all be righteous anyway when we go to heaven? All we need to do is to just accept God, honor Him, and make disciples, right? BAKIT PA KAILANGAN NG MGA EKEKEKEKEKEKEKE? Is it a curse? a magical spell? a data malfunction? maybe our lives are being hacked by alien creatures that wants to take over our world. maybe the aliens are just adding little by little to our problems until we just can't bear the pressure and we just explode or self-destruct. ya know, its kinda like simplifying the job for themselves. They don't need to destroy us cause we might just destroy ourselves. OH MY GULAAAAAYYYY!!!! WHAT AM I THINKING? SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS MESS! AND I HOPE THAT THIS BLOG WILL NOT GET ME MINUS GRADES OR SOMETHING x_X @_@ T_T
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